sluttiestkitten:

all girls are fucking beautiful and if you try to make them feel like they aren’t because they have fuzzy legs or chubby bellies fuck you

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8 hours ago // 125,319 notes

toxicwinner:

how many times have i seen the prettiest girls w the ugliest guys and I’m staring at him wondering if it’s the way the light is hitting his face or smth and she’s looking at me like stay away from my man…listen im just trying to solve a puzzle you beautiful idiot

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22 hours ago // 52,014 notes

cozyhighroller:

heathened:privatebarb:amenpenis:

A threshold moment in human evolution

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#hey itunes instead of making all of us get the u2 album how about make a skip to nicki’s verse button  

This was so wild

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22 hours ago // 44,620 notes

neptunain:

legal tip: if a cop catches you smoking weed, be sure to tell them “whoever smelt it dealt it” because then they have to arrest themselves. trust me im a lawyerman

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22 hours ago // 8,507 notes

tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

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1 day ago // 89,694 notes

growlethal:

there are 7 billion people on the planet and you only interact with like a fraction of a fracton of them in your lifetime. imagine how many incredible friendships or relationships you could have but you’ll never meet or get to know those people

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1 day ago // 42,472 notes
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