my brain has too many tabs open
Most accurate thing ever
I can’t find the one that is playing that fucking song
This explains so much
if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head
yes i am an otaku. luv those mangos and animoo. i also perfected the language of japenese. ohio. koala desu. ickydickymasu. cherry blossoms are my favorite food
How come Beyoncé wears crystal-studded leotards, 6” heels and fishnets, but she dresses Blue Ivy, her baby, in regular baby clothes? It really makes you think.
How come Beyoncé chooses to drink alcohol but doesn’t have Blue Ivy drink it? Why is Blue Ivy always being carried around? Why is she so short?
Anonymous said: what is "good pussy" serious question here
pussy that make u think about being a father
- pussy that make you question whether you’re gonna pull out or not
- pussy that makes you really think bout making her breakfast
- pussy that makes you cancel your plans for the next day
- pussy that makes you wanna be a better person
- pussy that makes you think bout deleting the guys in her phone
when i was 14, i proposed to this girl in my class and she said yes but our parents said we were too young to get married so we tried to do it in secret and one of my friends found this shady guy to marry us but then the girl broke up with me when she transferred schools and we never got the marriage annulled but i don’t even know if it was official in the first place so long story short, i think i might be married.